Where's the Love?
I know I said that I would write a blog entry pretending I'm in love with someone. It's just that it's really challenging for me.
If I were to write it, I would want to keep myself in character but the problem is, with a lovey dovey theme, it's just not how I act. The idea of me spending nights obsessing and days trying to get one stupid man to notice (and eventually fall in love with) me isn't realistic. If you know me very well, than you know that my opinion of most men is a bad one. I think that a woman crying over a man is pathetic because a woman can be a complete, fully-functioning and happy adult with or without a partner.
Go on... you can call me insane or unromantic.
I feel like typing some more today. Am I the only one who thinks that vampires have become watered down in recent years? What happened to the vampires that made your blood freeze in fear instead of make you weak in the knees? I pretty sure vampires were a bad thing back in the day and not every high school girl wanted to go and bed with one. Now, I don't want to go and pick on one person in particular, Stephanie Meyer, but let me get this straight, sparkly vampires? The though makes my heart heavy and doubt mankind. If vampires are real all I can say is, on behalf of all of mankind, I am so sorry. Today's pretty boy "vegan" vampires make my blood boil right out of my eye sockets.
I'm not my normal self today,
Miss A. Marcellus
P.S: Why has our lives suddenly become boring with nothing happening? Maybe I should stir the pot alittle.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
The Side Stories of A.Marcellus #1.5
"What IF?" Scenarios - Prequel
Hoorah! An update! After all, someone has to update this blog, don't they? Seeing as I've got nothing to better to do I, it might as well be me.
Now, in case you hadn't of read my previous post, I don't have any sort of "love agenda" like most of others. BUT, what if I did? It's a concept all my friends and I struggle to imagine. Who could I possibly adore, who? What would they be like? How would I act? Well, I'm going to attempt to write it... in my next entry. (Hence the '#1.5' in the title.) Really haven't gotten anything in mind about how it would go yet. I did think of what I wanted to do in the mean time however! It's an idea I got from one of my close friends; making a list of what kind of guy I like. It will give you a glimpse of what goes on in my odd mind. Before, I start though, I just want to mention that I do not care for 'superficial culture'. He could be 2 ft. tall and have a beard that ran to the floor so long as he covered most of the list.
1. Great personality
2. Quick-witted
3. Able to preform tricks with a 'Zippo' lighter
4. Age appropriate when compared to me
5. Preferably, not a republican
6. A gamer (NOT FPS however)
7. "Rock" as favourite music genre
8. Higher than or equal to me in terms of intelligence
9. Not a slob
11. No criminal record/Very law-abiding
12. Can play an instrument
13. Can make me laugh, but knows when being a clown is inappropriate
14. Is not anti-feminist
15. Is not racist/prejudice
16. Will not get on my nerves often
17. Is straight; I'm just not attracted to bisexuals
18. Can speak English at least decently
19. Rides a motorbike/scooter or can drive a car
20. Watches anime and reads manga
21. Doesn't smoke
22. Doesn't drink alot
23. Has gone/will go/ is currently going to university or college
24. Is creative and has excellent drawing abilities
25. Remembers my birthday and other important dates
26. Is fairly punctual
27. Has actual opinions about current affairs
28. Doesn't have a huge temper; is fairly calm most of the time
29. Up to date with the news (NOT gossip news)
30. Isn't hugely picky about things
31. Gives me some personal space
32. Looks good in a suit
33. Has good tastes
That's all I can think of on the top of my head. I can't believe I actually made a post that had a 'love' feel to it. The results would be, if a third (11/33) or more of these fits your description, chances are, that I would end up having a serious schoolgirl crush on you.
Oh, and if this list seems long to you, this is a short list compared to what other women want in a man. Not to mention, they want to find a man who covers the entire list! We should all wish them luck with that.
Looking forward to the next post,
Miss A. Marcellus
Hoorah! An update! After all, someone has to update this blog, don't they? Seeing as I've got nothing to better to do I, it might as well be me.
Now, in case you hadn't of read my previous post, I don't have any sort of "love agenda" like most of others. BUT, what if I did? It's a concept all my friends and I struggle to imagine. Who could I possibly adore, who? What would they be like? How would I act? Well, I'm going to attempt to write it... in my next entry. (Hence the '#1.5' in the title.) Really haven't gotten anything in mind about how it would go yet. I did think of what I wanted to do in the mean time however! It's an idea I got from one of my close friends; making a list of what kind of guy I like. It will give you a glimpse of what goes on in my odd mind. Before, I start though, I just want to mention that I do not care for 'superficial culture'. He could be 2 ft. tall and have a beard that ran to the floor so long as he covered most of the list.
1. Great personality
2. Quick-witted
3. Able to preform tricks with a 'Zippo' lighter
4. Age appropriate when compared to me
5. Preferably, not a republican
6. A gamer (NOT FPS however)
7. "Rock" as favourite music genre
8. Higher than or equal to me in terms of intelligence
9. Not a slob
11. No criminal record/Very law-abiding
12. Can play an instrument
13. Can make me laugh, but knows when being a clown is inappropriate
14. Is not anti-feminist
15. Is not racist/prejudice
16. Will not get on my nerves often
17. Is straight; I'm just not attracted to bisexuals
18. Can speak English at least decently
19. Rides a motorbike/scooter or can drive a car
20. Watches anime and reads manga
21. Doesn't smoke
22. Doesn't drink alot
23. Has gone/will go/ is currently going to university or college
24. Is creative and has excellent drawing abilities
25. Remembers my birthday and other important dates
26. Is fairly punctual
27. Has actual opinions about current affairs
28. Doesn't have a huge temper; is fairly calm most of the time
29. Up to date with the news (NOT gossip news)
30. Isn't hugely picky about things
31. Gives me some personal space
32. Looks good in a suit
33. Has good tastes
That's all I can think of on the top of my head. I can't believe I actually made a post that had a 'love' feel to it. The results would be, if a third (11/33) or more of these fits your description, chances are, that I would end up having a serious schoolgirl crush on you.
Oh, and if this list seems long to you, this is a short list compared to what other women want in a man. Not to mention, they want to find a man who covers the entire list! We should all wish them luck with that.
Looking forward to the next post,
Miss A. Marcellus
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