Ears, cars, dresses and men
Hello, hello. In all honesty, did any of you really miss me? Is there even anybody out there? Or is this like a comedian doing their stand-up routine to an empty bar? If so, than that's just fine. I can write any old thought and it would be a-okay, seeing as I'm the only one reading it.
Where the heck is Bill? I want to see him and imagine he and I doing extremely dirty things. Nah, I chickened out.
Ears
More importantly,ear drums. I'm sure general knowledge has taught you the importance of the ear drum in hearing. Well, guess what? Mine is blocked. You see, I was washing my lusciously smooth, silky hair when a small deposit of water decided that the market was good now and made my right ear its first home. The end result? My right ear is now blocked. I've tried just about everything but ripping my ear off. Hearing was pretty interesting the first day. I.E. I could only hear things towards the left of me. I did read some interesting home remedies. For example, one recommended putting some sort of concoction containing vinegar in the ear. My personal favourite is hopping on one leg whilst hitting the side of your head, which you have to tilt.
Okay, I have one more funny little story to tell you before I stop complaining about this. I told my mum about my problem yesterday morning and she said she would have my dad arrange a doctor's appointment in the afternoon. So later that day, I arrived home early, expecting to leave immediately for my appointment. My dad commented on the fact I was home early, I explained I thought it was for the appointment. Long story short, my mum forgot to mention my problem to my dad, so I didn't have an appointment thus it was pointless of me to come home early and the clinic will not be open until Monday (it is currently Friday). That information led to an over the phone miniature argument between my dad and my mum, the end result being my mum calling me and telling me to just jump around with my head titled. Oh, and my ear is still blocked.
Cars, dresses a.k.a the works
Graduation is coming up and of course that means it's formal time! My group of friends want to hire a car and get our make-up done. I plan to get my eyebrows shaped and waxed. I'm also getting make up done, naturally. Some people have been wondering what my dress looks like. However, I'm not very skilled at describing dresses so, I took a photo of it. I'll post it up later, okay? It's a very simple silk black dress. There's so much to do, so little time.
Men
...Or complete lack thereof. Earlier this week we went rock climbing for school sport. One of the rock climbing instructors was somewhat attractive. As he was explaining the safety procedures and what not, I had an epiphany. Hot guys should not explain safety procedures. I had realised all was I doing was staring at him, I wasn't even listening to what he was saying. That's not very safe. Hot guys shouldn't explain stuff because everyone will just be mentally undressing them. Ugly people shouldn't because people will just be staring at their imperfections. The perfect combination is people who aren't an eye sore, but aren't necessarily easy on the eyes.
Well, that was a side stories...sort of.
Till next time,
Miss A. Marcellus
Ears
More importantly,ear drums. I'm sure general knowledge has taught you the importance of the ear drum in hearing. Well, guess what? Mine is blocked. You see, I was washing my lusciously smooth, silky hair when a small deposit of water decided that the market was good now and made my right ear its first home. The end result? My right ear is now blocked. I've tried just about everything but ripping my ear off. Hearing was pretty interesting the first day. I.E. I could only hear things towards the left of me. I did read some interesting home remedies. For example, one recommended putting some sort of concoction containing vinegar in the ear. My personal favourite is hopping on one leg whilst hitting the side of your head, which you have to tilt.
Okay, I have one more funny little story to tell you before I stop complaining about this. I told my mum about my problem yesterday morning and she said she would have my dad arrange a doctor's appointment in the afternoon. So later that day, I arrived home early, expecting to leave immediately for my appointment. My dad commented on the fact I was home early, I explained I thought it was for the appointment. Long story short, my mum forgot to mention my problem to my dad, so I didn't have an appointment thus it was pointless of me to come home early and the clinic will not be open until Monday (it is currently Friday). That information led to an over the phone miniature argument between my dad and my mum, the end result being my mum calling me and telling me to just jump around with my head titled. Oh, and my ear is still blocked.
Cars, dresses a.k.a the works
Graduation is coming up and of course that means it's formal time! My group of friends want to hire a car and get our make-up done. I plan to get my eyebrows shaped and waxed. I'm also getting make up done, naturally. Some people have been wondering what my dress looks like. However, I'm not very skilled at describing dresses so, I took a photo of it. I'll post it up later, okay? It's a very simple silk black dress. There's so much to do, so little time.
Men
...Or complete lack thereof. Earlier this week we went rock climbing for school sport. One of the rock climbing instructors was somewhat attractive. As he was explaining the safety procedures and what not, I had an epiphany. Hot guys should not explain safety procedures. I had realised all was I doing was staring at him, I wasn't even listening to what he was saying. That's not very safe. Hot guys shouldn't explain stuff because everyone will just be mentally undressing them. Ugly people shouldn't because people will just be staring at their imperfections. The perfect combination is people who aren't an eye sore, but aren't necessarily easy on the eyes.
Well, that was a side stories...sort of.
Till next time,
Miss A. Marcellus