Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The New and Improved: Alice Gallaghan

I'm sitting here, eating noodles (Yes, noodles...) writing a blog, obvious much... Anyway, meet the new and improved, Alice Gallaghan! All the kinks have been fixed, here are some of them:
  1. Less Zac obssessiveness, actually, it should be called indifference towards Zac (What a relief for Alexis, she probably would've dropped dead if I talked about him anymore...)
  2. Slightly more confidence (Okay, well 2% is a huge gain of confidence as opposed to the original -50%)
  3. New Eye Glasses! (Finally I can see properly AND they're Burberry! Got to love Burberry!)
  4. Increased height (Yes, I Know, I'm TALLER than Alexis for once... LOL, who's short now aye?)
  5. Built-in Sarcasm detector upgraded, with sarcastic remarks aswell!
  6. Extra Bitchiness (Gossip Girl's rubbing off on me, style and personality wise! LOL don't worry! Bithciness factor can be toned down)
  7. Extra non-mainstreamness
And, last, but definitely not least, RESILIENCE! MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Well... yes, and you get all this for a price of...

This product cannot be sold due to the overwhelming cost!

Okay then! Now that we've established that... It's so quiet now! No-one except for Alexis has been blogging! This is so strange!!!!!

Yes...
Well....
I guess that's all...

Be prepared to be starved for a while because that's what I did to my Bebo (Before I decided to delete it)

Yea!

You know you love me,
XOXO Alice.