"I hope that A.Marcellus* takes up writing again, she was so much more interesting than me, like Lemony Snicket."
More interesting? I doubt it. If I was Lemony Snicket, I'd be insulted to be compared to someone like me, but, as I'm on the receiving end of a compliment I'll just say, "Thanks." (It's always good manners to thank someone when complimented.) So I've heard your plea and taken up the mantle of writing again. Although looking back, I wrote like a boy-crazed horndoy so I'll try not to do that so much, okay?
Well, seeing as I lack any originality, I'll just copy the format of the post previous to mine.
Growing up?
Nope, try "growing wider".
Complicated heartbreak?
You have no heartbreak if you follow my patented rule!
"Men and museums have one thing in common: Look but don't touch the exhibits."
World views?
You have no heartbreak if you follow my patented rule!
"Men and museums have one thing in common: Look but don't touch the exhibits."
Mind you, following this rule also negates all chances of finding companionship. Let's face it, putting yourself out there is step one on the quest for a partner. Of course it's better put in the popular saying:
"No risk, no reward."
"No risk, no reward."
Image Manipulation
I haven't dabbled in photoshop in long, long time.
World views?
Well I'm currently viewing my world from several feet above the ground through somewhat thin eyes, and the view is slightly obscured by my rounded nose.
I apologise, that wasn't funny at all.
I have lots of opinions about lots of things but as I prefer to keep this relatively short, and seeing as I'm in a quoting mood I'll leave it at this.
I apologise, that wasn't funny at all.
I have lots of opinions about lots of things but as I prefer to keep this relatively short, and seeing as I'm in a quoting mood I'll leave it at this.
"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, doesn't matter how many you got."
- Varric Tethras
Adventures?
Sure I have a few. One of my more recent escapades involved going to Macquarie University Info Day with a friend.
Normally I like my itinerary generally planned before I go out. That time though on a spur of the moment we just said, "What the hey, let's watch the Adventures of Tintin." (It was pretty good, but the end felt anti-climatic for me.)
Anyway, the following day, my father was talking to my aunt over the phone and despite the fact that they're bi-lingual and I'm (pathetically) mono-lingual words do cross over. For example words such as, Marianne, Macquarie, movies and boyfriend.
My father thought I had lied and snuck out with 'my boyfriend' to go watch movies. I didn't have the heart to correct him (not to mention I'd be inadvertently admitting to eavesdropping).
It's a sad day when your only partner is a fictional one your parents made up in their heads.
Normally I like my itinerary generally planned before I go out. That time though on a spur of the moment we just said, "What the hey, let's watch the Adventures of Tintin." (It was pretty good, but the end felt anti-climatic for me.)
Anyway, the following day, my father was talking to my aunt over the phone and despite the fact that they're bi-lingual and I'm (pathetically) mono-lingual words do cross over. For example words such as, Marianne, Macquarie, movies and boyfriend.
My father thought I had lied and snuck out with 'my boyfriend' to go watch movies. I didn't have the heart to correct him (not to mention I'd be inadvertently admitting to eavesdropping).
It's a sad day when your only partner is a fictional one your parents made up in their heads.
That's it, I quit, I'm movin' on,
Marianne*
*Seeing as we're changing names, Ann3a.
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