Irrational Fears
For the sake of upchucking my insanity somewhere, I am going to write of list down of all my irrational fears with plague my mind throughout my average day.
Alexis' Worries:
- That the web cam is streaming and everyone can see her.
- That the world she lives in is nothing more than a simulation.
- Having depression, anxiety, avoidant personality, narcissistic personality, split personalities, schizotypal personality and/or an aneurysm.
- Dying alone.
- Being mugged.
- House fires.
- Robbery.
- Getting arrested.
- Being convicted.
- Jail/gaol/prison.
- Being bankrupted.
- Being homeless.
- Being in a crappy relationship.
- Never being in a relationship.
- Whether or not people are scheming behind my back.
- Swallowing a poisonous insect in my sleep.
- Choking on (and subsequently dying from) swallowing an insect in my sleep.
- Swallowing ANYTHING in my sleep.
- Looking like an idiot infront of someone I'm interested in.
- Looking like an idiot infront of their friends.
- Socialising.
- Being hacked.
- Having my finances stolen.
- Being stalked.
- Dying on the toilet.
- Dying naked.
- Being outside in my house clothes.
- Being outside in NO clothes.
- Being pregnant through odd means.
- Dying a virgin.
- Being killed in bed.
- Breaking my own stuff.
- Vomiting.
- My tv falling and destroying my computer.
- My life being a reality/soap opera show. (See The Truman Show)
