Saturday, December 26, 2009

The Sides Stories of A.Marcellus #9

Irrational Fears

For the sake of upchucking my insanity somewhere, I am going to write of list down of all my irrational fears with plague my mind throughout my average day.

Alexis' Worries:
  • That the web cam is streaming and everyone can see her.
  • That the world she lives in is nothing more than a simulation.
  • Having depression, anxiety, avoidant personality, narcissistic personality, split personalities, schizotypal personality and/or an aneurysm.
  • Dying alone.
  • Being mugged.
  • House fires.
  • Robbery.
  • Getting arrested.
  • Being convicted.
  • Jail/gaol/prison.
  • Being bankrupted.
  • Being homeless.
  • Being in a crappy relationship.
  • Never being in a relationship.
  • Whether or not people are scheming behind my back.
  • Swallowing a poisonous insect in my sleep.
  • Choking on (and subsequently dying from) swallowing an insect in my sleep.
  • Swallowing ANYTHING in my sleep.
  • Looking like an idiot infront of someone I'm interested in.
  • Looking like an idiot infront of their friends.
  • Socialising.
  • Being hacked.
  • Having my finances stolen.
  • Being stalked.
  • Dying on the toilet.
  • Dying naked.
  • Being outside in my house clothes.
  • Being outside in NO clothes.
  • Being pregnant through odd means.
  • Dying a virgin.
  • Being killed in bed.
  • Breaking my own stuff.
  • Vomiting.
  • My tv falling and destroying my computer.
  • My life being a reality/soap opera show. (See The Truman Show)
Yeah, I stress about alot of things.

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