'Love quotes'.
First off, the writers of this 'blog' (yes, two people counts. I can still use the term 'writers') are two lonely, well at least one obviously is (Guess who! *cough cough* Anna.), loveless people, so why torment ourselves anymore?
Quite frankly, this is getting out of hand. These love quotes are cheesy and put me off love altogether.
"Beauty is more than meets the eye."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
"Eyes are a window to the soul."
Hold on just one second, why does everything have to do with eyes?
I am severely short sighted and without my glasses, nothing meets my eye! Does that mean that I find beauty in everything? If so, then doesn't that just lower the value of me saying that something is beautiful because I'd use the word 'beautiful' as an adjective for everything?
So isn't that implying that if I refer to something as 'ugly', it is in fact, special to me?
Being severely short sighted, does this mean that I cannot see beauty? It is 'in the eye of the beholder', after all. I guess that I will be doomed to see ugliness forever.
Eyes? A window to the soul?
No wonder why I'm agnostic!
If I can't see people's souls, then isn't that a valid case for me being unable to relate to religions because they all emphasise how important your soul is and seeing as I cannot see into people's eyes, I cannot tell if they have a soul or not!
Also, doesn't that mean that I'M a soulless being, seeing as my eyes should be a window, yet my optometrist said they're askew, hence my sight issues!
I find these love quotes very inconsiderate and prejudiced.
The dreaded 'love quote app' has been replaced with a 'page view counter'. At least now I can see how often Marianne and I visit the site.
I'll leave you all now with a pickup line:
My name is Justin...
Just incredible.
Enjoy.
Don't use it, you won't get laid. Just saying.
Anna.
Friday, February 10, 2012
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